i leave my window open, but i still lock the door

can we make a blog called bad waterfall ideas where we suggest awful additions? ill go first:

• your post operates like youtube videos, and tells you if you did as well as the last post, and rates it 1-10. you cant turn it off.
• tags blacklisted block every account that posts under it.

• the blogs are no longer called blogs, but boats. boats used to ride the waterfall.
• group blogs become a thing. anyone can join and post whatever they want, and the original creator cannot remove them. they can also rename the blog- oh sorry, BOAT, to anything they want
• waterfall gains a hexcode color option for the background of the site. only one person can change it at a time. you have to buy the option. it is applied to everyone's dashboards.
• thell announces that everyone on the site must come up with a rantsona in order to not be immediately banned

-replace the background of every post with an animated GIF of a waterfall (stretched to fit the post). for ambiance

• Everytime you come on the site, an extremely loud recording of Niagara Falls plays.

• Everytime you recieve an ask, an extremely loud splash sound plays, like something was thrown off a waterfall (optional toggle: add a goofy scream)
• Everytime you reblog a post, the 'loading' screen gets replaced with a giant, badly stretched gif of a waterfall or a wave wooshing over the screen
• All emotes are water related. All of them. Even the fire ones.
• Replace the rules and ToS texts with trivia about waterfalls. In multiple languages.
• Everytime you click on any link on the site, have random useless trivia about water and waterfalls appear in an obnoxiously formatted pop-up, i.e "Did u know? Water is wet"

• Your mouse "swims" when you move it on the page (e.g. splash trail and swimming sounds when moved)
• clicking anywhere makes a bigger splash sound
• The search now has a badly stretched waterfall gif in the background, and posts in search gradually move down as if caught in the current
• Notifications now pop up in the top-right corner for a few moments when you get them, and cannot be viewed again anywhere else on the site
• Whenever someone joins your group boat, a loud "WELCOME ABOARD!" is played (complete with popup notification)
• You can change your avatar, but only once per month
• Similar to the hexcode feature, you can purchase the ability to change the post size by dragging its border, which is applied to everyone's dash. It makes a 'boing' sound when changed.

• every single post has a gif background
• you can embed stuff into your post headers. like youtube videos or autoplayers
• scrolling makes a scream sound effect thats correlated to how fast you scroll
• rantsonas rating your blog replace featured posts
• discovery is everyones rantsonas talking all over each other about politics. every rantsona makes pauses at the same time.
• you can only make rantsona posts shut up by liking or repouring them
• repouring makes a pouring sound

just realized i forgot to put pam in the ask oops

anyway im postin art on artfol now! im 60fps on there. cheak me out.

me: asks for help in the discord

me: gets ignored for over an hour

me: well. :)

putting a pause on revamping my side blog ig since apparently you're completely unable to change the blog title, blog icon, and any settings other than url and page content

actually i could just make my hs blog into an oc blog i mean thats kinda what i was originally going for. need a nwe url.

sick of having empty habits, leading to the selfish havoc, i'm lonely in my own bones

they/he

dk why i'm not just rambling up a storm about sally face on here instead of tumblr or posting my sf oc art here either

maybe im still kinda ?? abt the site

why is thell's blog basically blocked for me bc of nsfw content im literally 26

.

would be cool and epic if my parents just fucking understood what ptsd was

im working on a big project (+school) so im a little busy but i managed to finally post something :)

im extremely paranoid i hope nobody ends up being mean to me while im offline

rq how does formatting my blog description work if its just a plain text? does html still work?

theres something else i wanna add to my wf specific dni actually

so after like..... Some thought, and a dash of impulsivity i reached out to That One Person. i hope they wanna talk to me abt stuff seriously but if not thats cool too ig :|

me: puts he/him on my post header

me: only uses he/him so ppl dont think im trans fem

i am going 2 change up my blog stuff a littul bit

*taps the sign*

https://maltsea.waterfall.social/byf

apparently theres a pronoun thing u can show and i turned it on but where do i input pronOun..

naiad asked:

Thanks for posting that thing about tagging food. I've been scolded for not tagging it on tumblr and it always kind of made me uncomfortable to tag it? And honestly I struggle with ED problems myself and I've never had a problem with seeing images/mentions of food. I stopped tagging it mostly because I just kind of zone out and blog but I've always felt a little guilty but you put it into words that made me really think about it a lot more

ykno i. genuinely just logged out of wf for a few months bc i was paranoid that id be yelled at for this.

i dont remember exactly what i said but generally like, if you put a tw on food, you are forcing me to think of food negatively. and i'm not alone in this either.

i'm glad that what i said previously resonated /w u, and i support u in not tagging food.

i thinkk i said that cw is fine? but not tagging food is okay too. and thats my stance uwu;

why did i just know ppl are gonna say u should trigger tag food for the explicit purpose of avoiding triggering people with EDs. why did i know.

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honestly-

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im sick of acting like saying the above is an unpopular opinion or that it's a bad take when its not. like i am honestly so prepared to be alienated again for my opinions or even outright have people yell at me for it. when like, sorry, but your friends who have EDs who need food trigger tagged are a small amount of people overall.

maybe

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why did i just know ppl are gonna say u should trigger tag food for the explicit purpose of avoiding triggering people with EDs. why did i know.

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their name was Bubbles

i'm not quite at the point where i know enough to offer it as a trade for oc art from others but.. god wouldn't that be nice to trade difficult art for more simple art.